Drunk Man Got Two Hammered

A drunk Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking two hammers up his bum. These incredible x-rays show how Viorel Firoiu attempted to nail his severe constipation with the help of his handy tools. The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain. Worried doctors, in Orlea, southern Romania, carried out scans and were knocked sideways to find he had not one but TWO hammerheads stuck in his rear end. Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: "He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated. He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation. But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first - but then he lost the second one as well." Surgeons had to perform surgery to remove the striking objects. After his drunken episode we're sure Firoiu won't be getting hammered again for a while.

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Last Updated on Thursday, July 23 2009 09:11

 

Fergie's Hump?

Check out this picture of Fergie from the Black Eye Peas. Is that fergie's hump...her hump ...her lovely lady hump?

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Stevie Wonder Message!

This is a Lamont and Tonelli News Exclusive!

Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson’s Death…


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Last Updated on Thursday, July 16 2009 07:37

 

Michael Jackson Pepsi Commercial

Check this out! New footage from the filming of Michael Jackson's 1984 Pepsi commercial, which show's the singer head catching on fire has finally been released. Jackson suffered severe burns as a result of the a pyrotechnics mishap that caused his hair and scalp to catch on fire. The video shows Jackson dancing, not realizing what had happened, with the flames on his head. Security on the set tackle him to extinguish the fire, but when the singer emerges from the crowd of people trying to help him, the top of his head is bald. The accident happened in 1984, at the height of Jackson's fame, and a year after the release of 'Thriller'. Jackson required several surgeries to treat the injury and it's widely believed to be what set off a lifelong battle with painkiller addiction for Jackson. He was prescribed several medications to help him the tolerate multiple surgeries required, to fix the second and third-degree burns on his scalp, but the incident kicked off his addiction to painkillers and plastic surgery. In his autobiography, 'Moonwalk', Michael described the cause of the accident as "stupidity, pure and simple." "Bombs went off on either side of my head, and the sparks set my hair on fire. I was dancing down this ramp and turning around, spinning, not knowing I was on fire. Suddenly I felt my hands reflexively go to my head in an attempt to smother the flames." Pepsi gave Jackson $1.5 million to compensate him for the accident, which he donated to a burn center, named after him. See video of the accident during fiming of the 1984 Pepsi commercial below:

Last Updated on Thursday, July 23 2009 06:52

 

World's Strongest Vagina!

42 year old Tatiana Kozhevnikova from Russia has set a new world record for lifting weights inside her vagina. Kozhevnikova already holds the title of World’s Strongest Vagina in the Guinness Book of World Records but she has beaten her previous record by lifting a 14 kilo glass ball with her lady parts. Kozhevnikova has been training her vaginal muscles for 15 years to achieve such a remarkable feat. Kozhevnikova has said: “After I had a child, tadalafil my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!" Since then Kozhevnikova has moved on to using the correct custom made vaginal balls. “You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.” “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

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Last Updated on Monday, July 13 2009 06:59

 

2009 Rockstar Mayhem Tour Highlights

Baby Huey and his Huey Cam was at the Rockstar Mayhem Tour filming the event, link check out the highlights below:

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Steve McNair Mistress!

Steve McNair's mistress Sahel Kazemi:

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Last Updated on Monday, July 13 2009 07:00

 

Phil Spector Wigs!

Check out this timeline of Phil Spector's wigs.

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Thanks for the support

Check out the girls from the Oakland Soccer league showing their support for 107.7 The Bone.

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