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Last Updated on Thursday, October 26 2017 06:20


2017 Celebrity Death Pool

Here's an updated list of everyone's picks from the 2017 Celebrity Death Pool.

1. Lamont - 75 Points
2. Tonelli - 27 Points
3. Baby Huey - 0 Points
4. Chasta - 0 Points


1. Gord Downie (Passed away on October 17th, 2017) (47 Points)
2. Abu Fatima al-Jaheishi
3. Glen Campbell (Passed away on August 8th, 2017) (19 Points)
4. Lamar Odom
5. Jerry Lewis (Passed away on August 20th, 2017) (9 Points)
6. Kanye West
7. Phil Specter
8. Burt Reynolds
9. Valerie Harper
10. Ayman Al-Zawahiri


1. Charles Manson
2. Val Kilmer
3. Shannon Doherty
4. George H. Bush
5. Amanda Bynes
6. Dick Cheney
7. Suge Knight
8. Pat Robertson
9. Jimmy Snuka (Passed away on January 15th, 2017) (27 Points)
10. Honor Blackman

Baby Huey

1. Malcolm Young
2. Bobby Brown
3. Wes Scantlin
4. Andrew Dice Clay
5. Tim Curry
6. Dennis Rodman
7. Jerry Stiller
8. Macaulay Culkin
9. Little Richard
10. Steven Seaweed


1. Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi (?)
2. Bill Cosby
3. Basher Al Assad
4. Jared Fogel
5. Kim Jong-un
6. Barbara Bush
7. Doris Day
8. Bob Newhart
9. Bob Dole
10. Dick Van Dyke

Last Updated on Wednesday, October 18 2017 08:52


Study: Length Difference Between Ring And Index Fingers Can Predict Size Of Aroused Member

Penis size and fingers. Korean researchers from Gachon University are the ones behind the surprising finding. For the study, the scientists measured the index fingers and penises of 144 male volunteers. According to Time, the volunteers were hospitalized for urological surgery, and were measured just after they went under anesthesia for their surgeries.

To test this new theory, we had all four male members of the morning show take a photo of their fingers.

Scroll down for the results.

Last Updated on Monday, October 16 2017 07:38


Contestant 1

Here is contestant 1.


Last Updated on Monday, October 16 2017 07:38


Contestant 2

Here is contestant 2.


Contestant 3

Here is contestant 3.


Contestant 4

Here is contestant 4.



Penis size and fingers. So, what’d the researchers discover? A lot, apparently. Namely, that those with a lower ratio, whose index finger was shorter than the ring finger, had a longer stretched penis length. Which, as you may have already guessed, is correlated with erect size.

Here are the contestants:

1. Tonelli
2. Baby Huey
3. Lamont
4. Smelly

Thus, according to the findings, everyone on our show is hung like a horse, EXCEPT for Smelly.


Last Updated on Monday, October 16 2017 08:42


Melissa Etheridge

Melissa Etheridge didn't pass the K-9 sniffing test and got arrested for drugs on the U.S.-Canadian border. Melissa was pinched in North Dakota after her tour buses was stopped by U.S. Customs and Border Patrol. According to docs, Melissa's bus was returning to the U.S. on August 17th. After a K-9 unit detected possible drugs, agents found marijuana oil. Cops say Melissa said she uses it to manage pain from cancer. That's legal in Cali, where she lives, but in N.D. it's still a no-no. She was booked for possession of a controlled substance, took a super pleasant mug shot, and pleaded not guilty.


Last Updated on Monday, October 16 2017 08:03



Here are this week's picks:


Take Oklahoma -6 (buy 1.5 pts) vs. Texas @ Cotton Bowl
Take Vanderbilt +3 vs. Mississippi @ Ole Miss


Take Carolina -2.5 (buy half-point) vs. Philly (Thursday Night) @ Carolina (Loser)
Take Houston -9 (buy 1 pt) vs. Cleveland

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