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21 Man and wife talk... Lamont 2239
22 . The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Lamont 1926
23 Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Lamont 2251
24 Lamont 741
25 Wife : "Those they gave away." Lamont 1877
26 Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. Lamont 1866
27 The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, Lamont 1055
28 and the little tight ones went for two thousand." Lamont 1162
29 Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?" Lamont 1663
30 Husband : "That's where they held the auction." Lamont 1616
31 The queen of England Lamont 1511
32 A little boy and his grandfather Lamont 1596
33 Dirty Little Matt Lamont 1754
34 Three sisters Lamont 1715
35 A depressed young woman Lamont 1586
36 A boy is at school Lamont 1797
37 One Christmas Eve Lamont 1598
38 A woman and her little boy were walking Lamont 1546
39 A woman and her little boy were walking Lamont 1270
40 One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!" Lamont 2312
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