A man on his deathbed

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, 

"I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage.

All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women

. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, 

"Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
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