Two bored old ladies

Two bored old ladies are sitting on a park bench. 

One says, troche “For five bucks I’ll streak through the flower show across the street.

” They shake on it.

Waiting outside the flower show, price  

her friend soon hears a commotion in the convention hall, recipe  

followed by loud applause. 

Then the naked granny bursts out through the door 

with a cheering crowd behind her.

“What happened?” asks her friend.

“I won first prize for best dried arrangement!”
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