A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey and a glass.

“Something wrong, capsule pal?” asks the bartender.

“Ah, search my wife’s pissed,” the guy says. 

“The other day was my birthday, 

and she got naked and told me I could do whatever I wanted with her.”

“Nice,” says the bartender. “So what’s the problem?”

“I sent her to her mother’s house.”
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