Stupid question

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, pills    “I’d like some Polish sausage.”

The clerk looks at him and says, doctor    “Are you Polish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says,  “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.   If I had asked for Italian sausage,   would you ask me if I was Italian?   Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst,   would you ask me if I was German?   Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?   Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?   Would ya, huh? Would ya?”

The clerk says, “Well, no.”

With deep self-righteous indignation,   the guy says,   “Well, alright then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish  just because I ask for Polish sausage?”

The clerk replies, “Because this is Home Depot.”
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