His wife got too drunk

A guy is talking to his buddy at work , salve and says… 

Man, I came back from the bar the other night ,  and my wife was really drunk… 

Why do u think she was drunk… 

She was wearing her panties on her arms,  and every time I kissed her she went “ bllllpppttttttt” 
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