Winning the lottery

a man gets home, malady screeches his car in the driveway, runs into the house,  slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs,  “Honey,pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!” 

The wife says, “Ohmigod!! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

The husband yells back,  “It doesn’t matter… just get the hell out!”
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