Scared s#!t-less

The owner of a drugstore arrives at work  to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.   The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up.

“He wanted something for his cough, tadalafil   but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,”  the clerk explains.   “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.”

“Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,”  the owner shouts angrily.

“Sure it will,” the clerk says,  pointing at the man leaning on the wall.   “Look at him. He’s afraid to cough.”
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