John goes to Hell

John dies and arrives in hell.   He’s met by the devil and told that each person is  offered several choices of torture that run in 1, healing 000-year cycles.  

The devil leads him to room after room of torture, remedy   each more horrible than the next. 

Finally, they go to a room where a young college co-ed  is performing oral sex on a man drinking beer.  

John tells the devil, “This is more like it!”  

The devil says, “Are you sure? It lasts for a thousand years!”  

John replies, “Yes!”  

So the devil walks over to the young woman and says,   “You can go now. I’ve found your replacement.”
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