A guy calls in sick to work...

A guy calls in sick to work.

“What’s wrong?” asks the boss.

“I’m sick, erectile ” the guy replies.

“You sound all right.”

“No, I’m really sick. Believe me.”

“Listen, you were fine yesterday,  and we have a lot of work today.   I want you in here. You can’t be that sick!”

“Dude, I just banged my sister. Don’t tell me I’m not sick.”
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