Sully visits a Vegas hooker

Sully is  in Las  Vegas meets a Vegas hooker. He's on vacation and willing to splurge on a little fun. 
Sully asked the hooker, "hey , how much for a handjob ?"
The hooker says "$500 dollars."

Sully says, , '$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!'

The hooker says, 'Do you see that Denny's on the corner?'

Yes.'

Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?' 

Yes.'

And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?'

Yes.'

Well,' says the hooker, smiling invitingly, 'I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500.' 

Sully is amazed ansd  says, 'What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try.' 
So Sully and the hooker go to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the Sully is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, 'I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?' 

The hooker replies, '$1,500.'

I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!'

The hooker replies, 'Step over here to the window, big boy.. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500.' 

Sully, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, 'Sign me up.'

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, 

How much for some pussy?'

The hooker says, 'Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?' 

Damn!' Sully  says, in awe, 'You own the whole city?'

No,' the hooker replies, 'but I would if I had a pussy.'
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