- Thursday, August 16 2012 06:41
- Baby Huey
It should be written into law that if you cut someone off in your lame-ass convertible, that person is required, by law, to stand in your backseat and piss the good piss all over your steering column and upholstery. And, if your car is an especially heinous crime on the eyes, maybe you get a golden shower, too. It's really a shame that I don't write the laws in this country.