Three couples, 1 Irish, 1 Jewish, and 1 Greek, all appeared at the pearly gates at the same time
Saint Peter was in a bad mood that day, and he said to the Irishman,
"I’m not letting you into Heaven. All your life, all you thought about was drinking.
You even married a woman named Brandi."
Then he said to the Jewish man,
"I’m not letting you in either. All your life, all you thought about was money.
You even married a woman named Penny."
The Greek woman said to her husband, "Do you think he’ll let us in?"
The Greek replied, "I don’t know, Fanny."