Three couples, 1 Irish, 1 Jewish, and 1 Greek, all appeared at the pearly gates at the same time
Saint Peter was in a bad mood that day, and he said to the Irishman,
"I’m not letting you into Heaven. All your life, all you thought about was drinking.
You even married a woman named Brandi."
Then he said to the Jewish man,
"I’m not letting you in either. All your life, all you thought about was money.
You even married a woman named Penny."
The Greek woman said to her husband, "Do you think he’ll let us in?"
The Greek replied, "I don’t know, Fanny."
Three couples, appeared at the pearly gates
- Sunday, March 01 2009 14:50
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